it is a strange thing to eat a nut, to consume the concentrated essence of a tree.

i have lost my taste for the internet. and i wish i had a boat. it doesn't even have to be a large one.

so i accidentally deleted my whole website the other day due to a very poorly programmed ftp site. but if you go there now, you can join a mailing list. it's better then most mailing lists because i won't flood your mailbox with offers for products that don't work. i'll only flood your mailbox with offers for products that DO work, like a remote controlled insect friendly lawnmower. it actually has hundreds of movement and heat sensors which it uses to detect bugs. if any are present, the lawnmower emits a series of high pitched electronic beeps which, in insect language, urge the bugs to flee, but in a calm and orderly manner.

so there.

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(in all honesty, i do have a problem with killing bugs. when i used to mow the lawn, if i saw any bugs in the grass ahead of me, i'd turn off the lawnmower and wait for them to move. it used to take me ages to cut the grass)

i went home to eat chocolate rabbits. since i had no access to my normal work materials, i bought a 100page sketch pad, which i filled up over the course of 2 days.

here is a tenth of that sketch pad:

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i filled up my room with balloons this past weekend. it was incredible. i recommend everyone try it.


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